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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via hate)

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elevenis-my-doctor:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

i cannojt bretahe

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fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

(via hate)

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escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(Source: sweatyboob, via hate)

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frlcker:

the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

(Source: studip, via hate)

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whvtever:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

(via cassie-though)